Once was a rock onna ground, I figure to give it a pound, But if I missed It's 'cause I'm pissed an I'm not good at being ...

They say Thog stop evolving long, long ago. Thog remember. That when Thog accept that he perfect just the way he is. Think like Thog, 'c...

"Roses are Red, All covered in Goo. If I catch you and eat you, you'll turn into poo. 'Dis has been Thog Thoughts"

"Thog one day understand, in battle of wits, first brain to hit the floor looses.  Be careful or Thog out-smart you too. 'Dis has b...

Why do we roll for initiative they way we do? It's needlessly slow and dull, even requiring table gimmicks to keep track. But here's...